A Mom Wants To Ban ‘Childless Millennials’ From Disney World

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There are only so many (read: very few) things in this wild, wild world that everyone can agree on. One such thing? That Disney World truly is the happiest place on Earth. At least, that was the case until one very angry mom took to Facebook to share her not so great feelings about the magical theme park. More specifically, she went on an epic rant about the "childless couples" and "immature millennials" who "need to be BANNED" from Disney World. (Oh yeah, the now-viral tirade was brimming with capital letters, curse words, and more because this is one P.O.-ed mom.) 

In the Facebook post—which has officially gone viral after being screenshotted and tweeted—the irrationally irate mom goes absolutely off about "childless couples" and "immature millennials" who "pisses [her] off TO NO END!!!!!!"

Her reason? Apparently, these insert-curse-word-of-your-choice-here people are ruining the "family amusement park" (which, btw, is open to everyone) by wearing "slutty shorts" and buying a pretzel that her three-year-old son also wanted.

According to the post, her son later cried about not getting his Mickey-shaped carbohydrate fix, incensing this mama bear to write she "wanted to take that f*cking pretzel from that tramp like thanks b*tch you made my son cry!!!"

But, wait, there's more. This anonymous mother also says that childless Disney World-goers will "never experience the exhaustion" of chasing a toddler around the park. I'm sorry, whaaaaaat?

Technically, that is an accurate statement because they are, indeed, childless, but that doesn't mean they have any less right to be anywhere, much less a **public** amusement park. And it certainly doesn't make this woman is any more deserving of, well, anything.

Unfortunately, that's not how this anonymous woman sees it. "Mothers with children should be allowed to skip ALL THE LINE [sic] !!!!" she wrote. "YOU HAVE NO F*CKING IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO HAVE TO STAND IN LINE FOR 3 HOURS WITH A CRANKY EXHAUSTED TODDLER!!! AND I CAN’T JUST TELL HIM THAT WE CANT DO SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS HIS VACATION TOO!!!!"

And finally, she concluded her post with this, uh, heartfelt sentiment: "I f*cking hate childless women with a BURNING PASSION!!!"

Now, now, don't get me wrong. Even as one of these hated childless millennial women, I cannot even begin to imagine the strength, patience, and compassion it takes to be a mother—not to mention what it takes to bring your child to Disney World. But, still, this lack of understanding is nowhere near enough to ban an entire subset of people.

Maybe this family should opt for a beach vacation next time? At the very least, there's bound to be fewer lines.

From: Women's Health US

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Amanda Tate
Amanda Tate

How is it this the “slut in shorts” fault? She literally was minding her OWN business buying a pretzel. 🤦‍♀️ Some people really do think the world revolves around them

Shelley Regan
Shelley Regan

The mother who posted this is psycho. Maybe she shouldn’t take her child to a Disney Park until he gets a little older age wise, say may 10, when he can handle the lines better. Disney Parks are for people of all ages, age does not matter. I’m 61 later this year, when I go there I feel like a kid again, which is the point of my going. I love Disneyland. The poor woman who bought that pretzel did nothing wrong. It was the mother who told her son no that the line was too long, that they would… Read more »

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J Star

Yep…she needs to understand the some woman are unable to share that joy with a child because they can’t have kids. Open you eyes and stop being heartless for the women who can’t have kids and enjoy with their children and choose to enjoy something they love with their husband, wife, immediate family or significant other.

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